Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW ABOUT NO
WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE
I WASNT EVEN INTO THAT BOOK THAT MUCH AND THAT HURT ME TO THINK ABOUT FUCK YOU
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure