thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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16 hours ago // 72,699 notes
cared:

What even is this please come here wtf omfg

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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16 hours ago // 292,254 notes

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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1 day ago // 65,330 notes

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

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1 day ago // 242,419 notes
danby:

NOW DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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